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emma-d-klutz:

shaolinbynature:

hey-hey-shutthefuckup:

lukestarkillerisgay:

microtear:

drankinwatahmelin:

lordhams:

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e-wifey:

thxrsdxy:

britteryikes:

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effigyofubiquity:

kwantsu:

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britteryikes:

singingnightowl:

antiandrogen:

abrown16:

teamnowalls:

antiandrogen:

shesfromsaturn:

violetnpurple:

savvygooner:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

Originally posted by ihiphop

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

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weepycat:

highschool-era me, very obviously struggling with depression: [stops speaking, doesn’t turn in work, skips class to lay on the sidewalk like a dead possum]

my teachers, inputting my 5th failing grade that week:

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unregistered-hypercam2:

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officialjeffkaplan:

I know we want more lgbt hero reveals but going in 2019 please support lgbt OWL, Contenders, and Open Division players. Support lgbt streamers and personalities, too. They are very real people who are making waves in esports and gaming and our love and support will help them keep doing what they’re doing. This can be through non-monetary acts like speaking over trolls on social media, or through monetary ones by subscribing to them on Twitch or giving them donations. Please remember that T2 and T3 players make next to nothing.

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dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

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thepupupthere:

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
   
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
   
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
   
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
   
5. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
   
6. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
   
7. Do you like having your balls touched?
   
8. Do you like having your nipples touched?
   
9. Do you like having your anus touched?
   
10. Have you ever been fisted?
    
11. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
    
12. Do you have any kinks?
    
13. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
    
14. Do you pee in the shower?
    
15. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
    
16. Have you had sex in the shower?
    
17. Do you like being naked?
    
18. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
19. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
20. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
    
21. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
    
22. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
    
23. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
    
24. How many sexual partners have you had?
    
25. How often do you masturbate?
26. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
    
27. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
    
28. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
    
29. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
    
30. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
    
31. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
    
32. Do you ever go commando?
    
33. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
    
34. How big is your penis?
    
35. Does your penis curve at all?
36. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
    
37. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
    
38. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
    
39. Do you like the way your genitals look?
    
40. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
    
41. Do you like your butt?
    
42. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
    
43. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
    
44. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
    
45. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
    
46. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
    
47. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
    
48. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
    
49. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?
    
50. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
    
51. Spit or swallow?
    
52. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
    
53. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
54. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
    
55. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
56. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
    
57. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
    
58. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
    
59. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
    
60. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
61. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
    
62. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?
    
63. What are your favorite positions?
    
64. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
65. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
    
66. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
    
67. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
68. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
    
69. What’s something you like about your body?
    
70. What’s something you dislike about your body?
    
71. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
    
72. What was your most recent sexual thought?
    
73. Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?
    
74. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
    
75. Do you often imagine people naked?
    

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monsterserial:

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